I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had more than a few moments where I shed some criticism of the Divas & Knockouts or at least of the ones that I thought were lacking in terms of “In-Ring” skills. But by no means was I taking my criticism anywhere past that, but then you have some dickheads, wrestlers or obnoxious alleged “journalists” that make references towards the Divas & Knockouts looking at them like they’re prostitutes or spend more time drooling and fantasizing about the girls than actually reporting anything relevant. One of the biggest ones that I have to mention is a guy I actually stuck up for at one point when he won the belt over Christian, but now wish somebody would just bitchslap the hell out of him. And of course I’m talking about Randy Orton.
Apparently, Randy Orton made some crude references about one Kelly Kelly and about how many guys she’s dated in the locker room and even making a reference to it being around 10 or more guys. You know, nobody in the back has been safe ever since the whole Edge/Matt Hardy/Lita incident. It pretty much destroyed whatever legacy Lita had and damn near erasing her accomplishments in the Divas division. I will say the same thing about whoever or however many guys Kelly Kelly has dated that I said about that same incident mentioned above: “OH……MY……GOD!!!! WHO…..THE FUCK….CARES???!!!!!!!”
Seriously, she dates one guy or dates another in the back, why do I give a shit? Why should any of us give a shit? Whoever is dating who in the locker room whether it be TNA or WWE or ROH, should be irrelevant to the rest of us. It holds about the same equivalent as a gossip rag or TMZ or to a degree, the Fox News Channel. I don’t care what wrestler Kelly Kelly is dating. I don’t care about Michelle McCool marrying the Undertaker. I don’t care about John Morrison and Melina dating. Only thing I care about is what happens in the ring. It’s what a lot of us that do this write about and not what these guys or girls do in their personal life. As for what Randy Orton said: Randy you’re a good wrestler and I like the whole “Viper” persona but in terms of this and what you said about Kelly Kelly, all I can say is SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKING PIEHOLE!!!!! Oh and speaking of fat fucking pieholes, it’s the Super Fatass Mark “still blames DDP for losing his job” Madden.
Say what you want about the WWE, at least they didn’t hire this jackass. It’d be like Vince McMahon giving Eric Bischoff control of the creative department in WWE. So in his latest edition of what he calls reality but is really just a couple of bile that is similar to what you’ll find in wrestling forums, not only does he go on about how all the divas/knockouts are good for is action on the road since they don’t generate enough crowd reaction with their matches, but also goes on drooling over Brooke Adams/Miss Tessmacher and what he’d do to her or would want done from her. Keep your fantasies to yourself, fatass. Nobody wants to hear it and I sure as hell don’t want to hear it. I didn’t want to hear your drooling fantasies about Mickie James or Angelina Love or Brooke Adams or Lacey Von Erich. You could have every single musclebound wrestler in the locker room or any pop singing teeny bopper as a wingman and the only piece of those girls you’ll get is either a slap across your fat head or a swift kick in the balls. Then again, he’d have to have Eric “Has a raging Hard-On for 10 Perecenters” Bischoff sew them back on first since we all know Madden had them clipped off when he got his job on WCW Thunder. Oh, and stop blaming DDP for losing your job when the truth was you sucked so bad on a microphone, you made Mike Adamle on ECW sound like Gordon Solie.
Maybe the Divas/Knockouts don’t draw as much as the guys. Maybe can’t do a lot of what the guys do in the ring. Bottom line is that they’re doing this because maybe just maybe a few of them actually love pro wrestling and want to be a part of it. I give my share of criticism on some of the women wrestlers, I admit that, but unlike some people, I still view them as wrestlers and not on-screen prostitutes that jagoffs like Mark Madden view them as. So to all those that think that way and think that their personal life and what they do is important, Shut the Hell Up and just watch the wrestlers, both male and female, and just do us all a favor and keep your fucking traps shut for the rest of us that want to watch the wrestlers in the ring regardless of their gender.