Okay. So Eve “Man-Jaw” Torres has now quit the WWE. This is following when Kaitlyn, the future Mrs Shark, won the Divas Title from Eve. Reportedly Eve has wanted to leave for a while now since she’s engaged to one of the Gracies of UFC/MMA fame and seems to be pretty committed to a self-defense program for women. I’m not exactly missing Eve simply because all that time spent with graces and you still could only master two moves in the ring. You’re like the female equivalent of John Cena.
I can’t help but wonder about something here. Stacy Keibler goes on Dancing with the Stars and is released. Maria goes on The Apprentice and is released. Ashley goes on Survivor, appears for a little bit and is released. Torrie Wilson goes on I’m A Celebrity, Get me… oh who gives a rat’s ass and is gone. Or maybe after her time in the WWE, who can tell? Eve goes on some military reality show that I didn’t care enough about to even know it’s name and has now quit. What is with reality TV shows being the preverbal bullet for WWE Divas? At least Maria found her way back in wrestling by going to Ring of Honor and is now engaged to Mike Bennett. Stacy Keibler is or at least was dating one of the biggest actors in Hollywood so you can’t say she’s having it rough.
The casualty here in all this unfortunately is the Divas Division. The only veteran Diva you have right now is Layla and she’s barely seen these days and Natalya is too busy hanging around with Team WTF that is herself, Khali and Hornswoggle. And before you say I forgot about Tamina Snuka or Rosa Mendes or Alicia Fox, no I didn’t. You barely see either of them doing anything. To those that are saying that this is gonna hurt the Divas division now that Eve is gone, it’s been hurting. It’s been hurting since Mickie James left, Maryse left, Melina, The Bellas, Kelly Kelly and especially Beth Phoenix. Top that off with Kharma being a complete bust due to her getting pregnant, having the miscarriage, and being a pain in the ass reportedly in the developmental territories. Let’s hope to hell that we start seeing some new faces coming out of NXT and any other developmental territories because otherwise, everybody start getting shovels so we cant start planning a funeral.
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